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Funny Drinking Sweatshirt – “I Drink Because My Doctor Said Not to Keep Things Bottled Up” | Unisex Crewneck, Cozy & Durable

Funny Drinking Sweatshirt – “I Drink Because My Doctor Said Not to Keep Things Bottled Up” | Unisex Crewneck, Cozy & Durable

Regular price $29.30 USD
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🥂 Stay Cozy and Hilarious

Whether you're heading to brunch, a casual night out, or lounging at home with your favorite drink, this sweatshirt says it all:
"I drink because my doctor said I shouldn't keep things bottled up."
A little sarcasm, a lot of comfort — and the perfect conversation starter.

Crafted from a soft cotton/polyester blend, this unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt delivers warmth, durability, and top-tier comfort. The design prints crisp and clean on every color, and the classic fit makes it perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh (and maybe a good pour).


👕 Product Highlights:

  • Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (8.0 oz/yd²)

  • Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable and flattering for all

  • Durable: Double-needle stitching throughout

  • No Side Seams: Smooth and itch-free feel

  • Ribbed Knit Collar: Keeps its shape wash after wash

  • Ethically Made: 100% US-grown cotton & eco-friendly dyes

  • Tear-away Label: No annoying tags


🎁 Perfect For:

  • Gag gifts for friends or coworkers

  • Holiday or birthday gifts

  • Drinking buddies & bar lovers

  • Anyone who enjoys sarcasm and comfort


🛍️ Add a dose of humor to your wardrobe or gift it to someone who needs a good laugh. Grab yours today and sip in style!

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