Funny Drinking Sweatshirt – “I Drink Because My Doctor Said Not to Keep Things Bottled Up” | Unisex Crewneck, Cozy & Durable
Funny Drinking Sweatshirt – “I Drink Because My Doctor Said Not to Keep Things Bottled Up” | Unisex Crewneck, Cozy & Durable
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🥂 Stay Cozy and Hilarious
Whether you're heading to brunch, a casual night out, or lounging at home with your favorite drink, this sweatshirt says it all:
"I drink because my doctor said I shouldn't keep things bottled up."
A little sarcasm, a lot of comfort — and the perfect conversation starter.
Crafted from a soft cotton/polyester blend, this unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt delivers warmth, durability, and top-tier comfort. The design prints crisp and clean on every color, and the classic fit makes it perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh (and maybe a good pour).
👕 Product Highlights:
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Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (8.0 oz/yd²)
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Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable and flattering for all
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Durable: Double-needle stitching throughout
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No Side Seams: Smooth and itch-free feel
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Ribbed Knit Collar: Keeps its shape wash after wash
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Ethically Made: 100% US-grown cotton & eco-friendly dyes
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Tear-away Label: No annoying tags
🎁 Perfect For:
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Gag gifts for friends or coworkers
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Holiday or birthday gifts
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Drinking buddies & bar lovers
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Anyone who enjoys sarcasm and comfort
🛍️ Add a dose of humor to your wardrobe or gift it to someone who needs a good laugh. Grab yours today and sip in style!
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